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Post by Apples on Oct 6, 2012 12:08:17 GMT -5
I liked wrath of the dragon god.
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Xenadrael
Nerd
Keeper of Magic
The unseen blade is the deadliest
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Post by Xenadrael on Oct 12, 2012 11:24:13 GMT -5
From the depths of my half-feverish brain, I bring you: Paladin Pick-Up Lines! The Lame Sexual Innuendos: "I have a high constitution for a reason" "Girl, I can Lay on Hands you all night" "As tanks, we rarely die; but for you, I can go down as much as you want " "Don't worry about STDs, I specialize in protection" "You must be evil because I suddenly have the urge to stick my holy weapon into you" "I just hit level 5, will you be my mount?" "I should be Lawful Good but you're starting to make me naughty" The Cheesy Ones: "I should be immune to fear but I'm still scared of losing you" "I'm immune to charm effects but you're charming me anyways" "Who needs a God when I have a Goddess standing in front of me?" omg someone please get my character really really drunk XD (on a side note, moral problems aside, since paladins are immune to diseases wouldn't they make excellent prostitutes?)
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Post by Rofusco on Oct 12, 2012 18:47:08 GMT -5
^These
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Post by Nygil, Nickolie on Oct 13, 2012 2:17:44 GMT -5
There does not need to be a moral issues with that, as 90% of human history it was legal, moral and standard, it is the catholic church that shut down legal whores. (side note, paladin could totally do that, if it were legal)
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Post by steve on Oct 13, 2012 9:50:42 GMT -5
Paladins are immune to STD's starting at level 3. This includes magical STD's such as fiendish crotch lice and genital rot.
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Post by hawkes on Oct 30, 2012 11:42:09 GMT -5
Roll a PhD20: How Academics Factor into D&D [Part One, The English Major]bit.ly/Rn73vLAnd if anyone here is in Computer Sciences & Software Engineering, would you agree that they are Lawful Evil? That sounds like a Computer Sciences student to me. I’d say they are most likely a monk or a wizard, which I’ll explore in greater detail when I write the next part of PhD20.
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Post by Apples on Nov 11, 2012 16:10:55 GMT -5
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