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Post by kasiil on Nov 30, 2012 17:59:47 GMT -5
Of everything I just read, this made me laugh the most. So good, so good. That hit was 60+3d8 bludgeoning and 1d4+1 fire, not sure the results of the rolls. He was bludgeoned in twain however that works. ' No, I was laughing because it was brilliant. Perfect way to slay Darth M- I mean Darth Paul. |
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Post by Rofusco on Dec 6, 2012 19:31:14 GMT -5
Mission 13: The Finale
Party: Scott as Dr. McLuchador, Alex as Adoril, Emett as Captain Pathfinder, Brad as Trogdor, Robert as Lem, Sam as Squizgar/Steve, Trevor as Aryn.
TL;DR TL;DR: Party side with Gouros and Dios, they win and throw super Gouros crown into blight to create super blight. Gouros win war.
The party was tasked by Karbaros to side with either the the League of Trium or the Gouros or neither in the Battle of the Kern sea. The party decided to side with the Gouros and Dios. So They went to the Gouros capital ship where they found out the Gouros God Emperor Crown was stolen so Arlen Vowe couldn't wear it and become the next God Emperor. So the party went on a mission to attack the Boerenycian capital ship. They got a ship and two other ships for support and attacked under the cover of magical fog. THE BEAST showed up and magically gave them the feat Sea Legs because he's cool like that.
The party engaged two other ships and started a fight with the Boerenycian soldiers. They were doing well until "a" crab attacked the ship and pierced through the hull with "its" claws. Dr McLuchador began wrastling "it". Doc then goaded a Boerenycian soldier into wrastling the crab as well. The other party members attacked "its" claws and face. However, Doc and Cap noticed the crab they were fighting didn't have any claws which seemed strange. Aryn got grappled, said "I've fought mud crabs fiercer than you!" and killed a claw. It turns out the claws were actually owned by two tiny crabs with one gigantic claw each. Squizgar then super mind controlled/whatever the main crab and he was pretty crabby about it. Trogdor got grappled but he and Steve managed to kill the other claw. Dr. McLuchador finished off the main crab non lethally.
So the party beat up the guys on that ship. Trogdor, Lem and Adoril decided to attack the capital ship by hopping on deck and attacking. Meanwhile, Squizcrab and Cap hopped on top of Dr. McLuchador and used his swim speed to torpedo themselves at the hull of the ship while cap readied his lance on top of his mount.....underwater. They broke through and made their way to the upper levels of the ship. Trogdor, Lem and Adoril then made their way into the main room on the capital ship. Both groups ended up in the same area and found King Horos. Horos gave a speech and donned the crown. he then became a First Blade because when the Gouros God Emperor Crown is worn by anyone but the royal bloodline they go crazy and become a super powerful guy representative of their personality.
So the party fought him for a while. Dr. McLuchador left to keep the ship afloat because Hamilton buses don't run late enough. King Horos turned into a swarm and the party got frustrated because it was really annoying to fight him. But they eventually won as he turned back into his normal form and Adoril hit him with a super arrow.
The Gouros God Emperor Crown fell to the ground and everyone made some will saves to not be compelled to take it. Adoril, Trogdor and Lem failed so they tried to take it. Aryn, Squizcrab and Cap managed to keep it away from them long enough to dimension door out of there. Squizcrab, Aryn and Cap found themselves on a Gouros Hellknight ship as the Order of the Emperor's Fist Hellknights were moping up the ship crab battle from earlier. The Hellknights began looking at the crown funny so Squizcrab turned back into Squizgar and resummoned Steve and they flew off.
Meanwhile, Addy, Troggy and Lemmy came back to their senses and left the ship to go back to the Gouros ships. The ships took them back to the Gouros capital ship where they informed Arlen Vowe of what happened with half the party telemaporting away. Arlen said he would find them and gave Adoril and Trogdor some adamantine stuff.
Meanwhile meanwhile, Aryn, Cap, Steve and Squizgar pondered what to do. They went back to the guild to do some research in the library but couldn't find anything useful they didn't already know. Squizgar took the crab back to his room and made his entire room an aquarium for the crab and they live "under the sea" now. The 4 broguys decided the Gouros were badguys and tried to find a way to destroy their artifact which is precious to their government and people because they have a whole religion based around it. After that the party decided to go to the Blight as they knew it could destroy pretty much any item thrown in. But for giggles Squizgar had Steve put it on in his pocket dimension and Steve turned into Super Crazy Steve. He then teleported Steve over the Blight and teleported him out once they knew the Crown was gone. Also Steve was kind of ripped apart a little but he's probably fine...maybe.
A giant pillar of light flew out of the Blight and the 4 broguys ran away. For teehee's, Suizgar threw a crystal ball into the pillar and watched it morph around a bit before taking the form of a companion cube. Now he has a mysterious glowing companion cube.
So the party got rid of the Gouros God Emperor Crown, yet they ensured Gouros/Dios victory and created the Super Blight which may or may not be a world shaking event in the future.
Yay?
Rewards:
Everyone got the Sea Legs feat(http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/sea-legs) and the 6700 gp
Trogdor:
Your weapon is adamantine, free of charge.
Adoril:
You get 40 adamantine arrows and the Boon Companion feat(http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/boon-companion) for your killing of King Horos.
Lem: You gain a +2 bonus on all saves against evocation school spells for your bravery in walking through the blade barrier.
Aryn: You gain favoured enemy crabs +2.
Squizgar/Steve: You get a weird magical companion cube that hovers and follows you everywhere(EVERYWHERE). You have no idea what it does. Though you swear you can hear it trying to talk to you sometimes. Steve is also an emotional wreck from having worn the crown and been thrown into the blight. But he gets better because he eats a little Jibbity Jabbity soup(NEW PRODUCT, ONLY 2 COPPER PIECES A BOWL, AND THE BOWL IS EDIBLE, DON'T ASK WHAT THE MEAT IS!).
Also I'm gonna write up a summary of what happens to Soreillia after the conflict.
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Post by Cellidor (Sam) on Dec 6, 2012 20:21:08 GMT -5
Haha, that mission was so awesome! All hail jibbitty jabbity meat and it's all-healing properties! =D
Also, I love how I seem to be collecting floating things around my head! First it was an ioun stone, then it was a jack-o-lantern that acted like an ioun stone, now it's a floating possimaybe talking companion cube, Amazing!
With magic, you're never alone~
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